The Secret Traveller
18 Signs You're About To Be Robbed
By The Secret Traveller
I don’t want to scare you. This is not going to happen everywhere. There is no one country where all of these things are true.
But still, around the world, there are always signs that you’re about to be robbed…
You're Wearing A Travel Wallet
You really think robbers don’t know about those things? You really think they can’t figure out what that weird bulge around your waistband is? Trust me, all it does it draw attention to the fact you’re carrying something valuable.
You're Looking At A Map
Nothing marks you out as a dumb tourist like staring for hours at a map. Inevitably someone will come along and help you. Maybe they will be genuinely friendly. On the other
You're A Westerner
There’s no way around this. In some countries just having a white face marks you out as a target. You’re like a walking ATM to some people. They’ll either try to swindle you into paying
Someone Wants To Practice Their English
Very rarely is this genuine. It’s more likely the opening gambit to some sort of scam, whether that’s persuading you to visit a relative’s carpet emporium/jewellery store/tea shop/art gallery, or something more sinister, liking setting you up for a backstreet robbery.
Someone Wants To Invite You For Tea
Again, this is unfortunately rarely genuine. In some countries, like India, you’ll be offered tea 20 or 30 times a day. Some of those will be people who actually want to chat and get to know you. The vast percentage of the others will be working some sort of scam.
The Cabbie's Meter Is Broken
Yeah. Sure it is.
That Very Attractive Local Girl Wants To Talk To You
Sigh. Does this happen when you’re at home? No? Then something is probably going on here. Many
You're Not Out On Your Own
It’s not guaranteed that you’ll get robbed if you go out in a foreign city on your own – however, the chances definitely increase. You’re an easier target if you’re alone. Try to make some friends at the hostel.
You Don't Speak The Local Language
This is another one of those, “Hi everyone, I’m a tourist!” moments. If you don’t speak any of the
You're Wallet Is In Your Back Pocket
Yoink! Not anymore it’s not.
Someone Just Threw A Fake Baby At You
This is a classic Roman scam – the old fake baby. Someone chucks what looks like a real baby in a blanket at you on the street. While you’re desperately trying to save this plastic doll from certain death, a couple of other people relieve you of your possessions. This doesn’t happen a lot. But it happens.
You're Wearing Jewellery
Here’s a good rule for travel: don’t wear anything you’re not prepared to lose. I’m not saying you will lose it, but if you run around poor countries wearing expensive jewellery, someone is bound to feel the need to take it from you and exchange it somewhere else for food and shelter. There’s no need to tempt them.
You've Got A Handbag
Every robber loves an easy target, and what could be easier than a drunk stumbling around in dark places in the wee hours of the morning? You’re easily persuaded to do just about anything when you’re pissed. Including handing over your valuables.
You're On Crowded Public Transport
It’s a pickpocket’s dream, public transport. All those people bumping into you, all those places for hands to wander into pockets unnoticed. This is prime robbery territory in a big city.
You're Getting Off The Beaten Track
It’s all fun and games being adventurous until you find yourself in a sketchy neighbourhood at three in the morning and
You Have Cash. Lots Of Cash
Cha-ching! That’s the sound of opportunistic robbers getting very excited when they see you pull out a huge wad of cash to pay for your drinks.
You're Staying In A Sketchy Hostel Room
It’s sad, but even your fellow travellers will be happy to relieve you of some of your expensive stuff.
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